the new 2011 facebook joke, involves someone being called a something (a steryotype most of the time) then telling them to hold an object comfirming that.
man1: dude she called you a drunk
man2:oh hell no! hold my beer

man1:dude she called fat
man2:oh hell no! hold my cake
by technomouse69 January 19, 2011
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Used to express an individual's boastful intent to outdo another person as an act of sport or competitiveness, expressed immediately after hearing about their achievement. Frequently used sarcastically or ironically.
Coworker 1: "Did you hear that Dan got fired for setting Mike's chair on fire?"
Coworker 2: "Hold my beer"
by AlexMA March 15, 2018
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1. (originally) The act of handing one's drink to another before attempting a dangerous stunt--that has never been before attempted; this often involves an element of stupidity.

Person: OMG, that guy just performed a perfect back three-and-a-half somersault pike dive!
Drunk: Pfft! That's nothing--hold my beer!

Drunk 1: No one's ever tried riding from the roof on a sheet of metal.
Drunk 2: Here. Hold my beer.

2. (online)
a. Video clips of people performing dangerous feats that they often immediately regret.

Anything classified as a fail is a possible "hold my beer" video clip.

b. (Twitter) An indication that, although events were awful, even worse calamities are about to present themselves.

2016: I've done my damage.
2017: Here. Hold my beer.
I can do THAT! Here, hold my beer!
by HowDidEyeGetHere October 24, 2017
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The last thing you remember saying before you woke up in the hospital.
Drunk guy 1: dude that was so cool!
Drunk guy 2: I bet I can do that. Here, hold my beer.
by madmaninabox April 18, 2017
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Phrase used before two girls fight. usually said while one of the girls is taking off her jewelry or other items of value and handing them to a friend.
tanya: "What's up, bitch, you got a problem or something? you wanna go? let's go! "here Shania, hold my shit, hold my shit!!"
by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006
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Prison term that a dominant male says to the dominated male so that others will know who the dominated male "belongs" to.

Dominant male pulls out his pants pocket so that it can be grabbed by the hand like a handle.
Lee: "Hold my pocket bitch, im gonna visit mike in cell block f and we gonna run a train on you, lil hoe!"

Francis: "Can you use some lube this time time?"
by Mike_tha_tike March 14, 2014
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a phrase used when someone is ready to angry or pissed off, telling someone to hold your hoop earrings so they don't get caught in anything while you fight.
did she seriously just say that? ooh girl, hold my hoops.
by falling weird kid June 19, 2018
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