auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

by the other theo June 27, 2004

Auto Clapper

A fully automatic weapon

“We don’t wanna fuck with these guys. they have auto clappers.”

by Purple drink January 25, 2020

Auto erect

When a person (usually male) types a text while extremely horny, usually using only one hand for obvious reasons with such terrible grammar that auto correct practically rewrites it all. Often contains words so bad autocorrect can’t fix, and entire sentences that make absolutely no sense.

Guy 1: furiously jerking off holy funny in so hunter rihut now
(Auto erect t/n: holy fuck I’m so horny right now)

by Mom’s left nut October 26, 2020

auto-tunin

(v.) The act of telling someone something that SOUNDS GOOD, but is PURE BULLSHIT

You not fat sweetheart, you just like the skinny girls, but the bigger version <--- "AUTO-TUNIN"

by WiseWordsOfTa'i March 23, 2010

Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

No full auto

Reference to the iconic meme, “no full auto in the building”.

💥💥BRO..NO FULL AUTO IN A BUILDING! HEY!! No full auto in buildings!! Bro, I’m not full autoing..it’s not full auto. That’s not full auto? This is..💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥THATS full auto. Dayum bro.. O.K

by Borisjohnsongov February 1, 2021