autopedophile

having sexual things with your son or daughter

there is a autopedophile person in our town

by RÆZ July 23, 2021

autoerotic asphyxiation

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Autoerotic activities

A cooler name for masterbation.

John's mom caught him while he was performing his autoerotic activities.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

autodeception

The ability to fool ones self into believing a false item to be true. Self-deceiving.

Due to an extremely potent session of autodeception, young Billy found himself falling quickly from the heights of the cliff; his previous assertion that he could hack gravity proved to be incorrect.

by Davin Greenwell August 4, 2006

autodominionist

People in cars who believe that roads are their exclusive domain and oppose any other use, e.g., bicycles.

Mandatory registration of bicycles is just another autodominionist attempt to control the roads for themselves.

by StuInMcCandless August 4, 2008

Autoerotic Selfphyxiation

Narcissistic arousal by suffocating others with your endless selfies.

His obsession with Autoerotic Selfphyxiation was damaging his online presence and annoying everyone who received the constant stream of selfies.

by Scottdogfl April 18, 2014

autoerotic-correct

When smart phones correct voice-to-text messages into something erotic, regardless of your original intent.

My smart phone's voice-to-text autoerotic-corrected "genius" to "penis," and I didn't check it before sending it!

by anonymous October 15, 2017