Autoed

Getting a hand job.

Sean totally got autoed by his girlfriend last night!

by Mrs. Doubtfire2 March 8, 2009

Autodog

Soft ice cream. Soft ice cream dispenser. Used extensively within the US Navy and USMC to describe both the ice cream and the ice cream dispenser on board ships.

Let's go to the Frosty-Freeze and get some Autodog. The autodog is no longer in service. How about some autodog for dessert?

by Nordmann28 September 22, 2011

autodidact

A self-taught person that lives an intellectual life without help from a teacher, or any form of education.

A person that spends most of their time researching, learning and discovering things on their own behalf.

"That boy is such an autodidact!"
"He likes to teach himself, because he is an autodidact."

by THebert August 18, 2012

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies

A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.

Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.

by Brendasue333 September 3, 2019

Autoerotic Decapitation

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.

Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."

by DCarradine April 30, 2014

autodyfia

exquisite, perfect, amazing, satisfying, adequate

My best friend's handwriting is autodyfia.

by OGHYPEHOUSE March 31, 2022

AutoDeistic Satanism

A branch of Satanism that is a philosophy, rather than a religion; based upon living by a code of honor and embracing the glorification of the human ego. In this way, it shares similarities with LaVeyan Satanism, but AutoDeistic Satanists shun all things magical and spiritual, and instead believe in science and evolution.
Satan is regarded as an important symbol for hope and unity, and any and all ritualistic practices are looked down upon.

I was reading up on AutoDeistic Satanism today. It's kind of similar to the Church of Satan, but it's about science, not the occult.

by Eppek Blade March 10, 2011