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assecrist

the most extreme of any situation, good or bad; it's anything you want it to mean!
"He's being such an assecrist today!"
by adeioonse December 3, 2009
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Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.
Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.
by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014
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assenav

You're named Vanessa and you decided to try the "Your name spelled backwards is how you die" TikTok trend.
Vanessa: I got assenav for the tiktok trend, what does it mean?
Me: Look at the definition!!
by ShadowLatte July 23, 2021
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bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.
by Weeger December 16, 2008
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assembler

A program that reads a file written in the assembly language and translate it into a binary representation of the corresponding machine instructions.
NASM:

section .text
global _start

msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa
len equ $ - msg

_start:
mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
mov eax,1
int 0x80
by Martin August 1, 2004
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Assed Out

Lost out, lost out on something. or your fucked, meaning you blew it, or your doomed.
(exam. "That kid got caught at the wrong place and the wrong time, he's assed out").
by Th3_L0N3_W0LF September 30, 2013
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Assfend

Odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones ass, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement AFTER showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive anus with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.
You NEVER poop AFTER a shower. ALWAYS BEFORE, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a Summers Eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you've assfended.
by seebeew April 14, 2010
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