assfelt
Just as the manager was asking if he wanted the minimum wage paying, McJob, he let rip an assfelt fart and said, noncommittally, "yeah, sure."
assfelt by Prattle On, Boyo November 6, 2013
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Assfertaste
A nasty ass after taste. Usually referring to cheap liquor that only goes down with a powerful chaser.
Steve: Hey Rochelle, this Samuel Grant Bourbon style whiskey has a NASTY assfertaste! With what shall we chase it down?
Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.
Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!
Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.
Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!
Assfertaste by Girthquake December 7, 2012
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assfelt • assbelt • asseltoe • asseltov cocktail • assfalt • Assfertaste • assmeltoe • ass feet • ass fetish • Ass-fetti
asseltov cocktail
Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
asseltov cocktail by coyote123 September 1, 2011
assfalt
assfalt by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018
asseltoe
When an ass is smashed together through clenching or excessive back fat....predominantly by females ...that creates a bottom of the ass camel toe like protrusion that mimics the vaginal camel toe.
asseltoe by Ultimattdoom December 29, 2015
assbelt
assbelt by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016
assmeltoe
Cameltoe, But From The Backside.
You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.
You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.
assmeltoe by -innocent bystander August 25, 2013
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