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An immensely satisfying expression of gas from deep within the bowels often expressed in B minor.
Just as the manager was asking if he wanted the minimum wage paying, McJob, he let rip an assfelt fart and said, noncommittally, "yeah, sure."
assfelt by Prattle On, Boyo November 6, 2013
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Assfertaste 

A nasty ass after taste. Usually referring to cheap liquor that only goes down with a powerful chaser.
Steve: Hey Rochelle, this Samuel Grant Bourbon style whiskey has a NASTY assfertaste! With what shall we chase it down?

Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.

Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!
Assfertaste by Girthquake December 7, 2012

asseltov cocktail 

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
asseltov cocktail by coyote123 September 1, 2011
You fucked it up so unfuck it, it's your own assfalt, sorry but your ass your fault dude.

asseltoe 

When an ass is smashed together through clenching or excessive back fat....predominantly by females ...that creates a bottom of the ass camel toe like protrusion that mimics the vaginal camel toe.
Damn son....did you see the asseltoe on that girl?
asseltoe by Ultimattdoom December 29, 2015
A thick leather belt strung up your ass so far that you can't find it once you lose it.
"Damn, nigga, yo assbelt is shit-stained"
assbelt by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

assmeltoe 

Cameltoe, But From The Backside.

You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.
That Womans Shorts Are Way To TigHt, Did You Se Her Assmeltoe!?
assmeltoe by -innocent bystander August 25, 2013
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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