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Hot n’ Halp

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.
*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
by Bennehftw January 16, 2023
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Haley

If your a Haley your probably the most beautfiul girl in the world and any guy would be lucky to have you. You usually amazing and funny at any chance you get to be and your an amazing cuddler<3 Your traits are beign small and adorable...you cuter than newborn kittens. Your bf usually wants to hold you when he cant see you because your awesomeness just radiants higher than Chuck Norris and Mr.T in one room
John: I can believe he just proposed to her
Steve: Ya he told us all the time about how she was such a Haley.
by norra28 October 20, 2009
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happy vagina

this is a vaginea that is really really happy, like as if it was getting the hot sex or a new pair of shoes!
i broughtr my girlfrind over and she had a happy vagina when we had sex due to my penis it was a joyful occasion
by wallis and futuna islands September 13, 2006
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Happy T!

A phrase made popular on homestarrunner.com. It was put on the website for Thanksgiving 2002. Because of that, some argue that the T stands for Thanksgiving.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Happy T!

MARZIPAN: Happy T, everybody!

STRONG BAD: Happy freakin' T... losers.

BUBS: Happy dappy T, everybody.

STRONG SAD: What are we all talking about? I mean, "Happy T?"

COACH Z: Horpy Tor!

STRONG MAD: HAPPY T!
by Phillip F. November 21, 2005
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Happy Aloha Friday!

A greeting that originated in the Hawaiian islands celebrating the wonder and joy of another Friday dawning upon them. It's a better way to say TGIF and is best celebrated with locals.
Brandi & Sean spent their Aloha Friday cruising the beach, watching movies and all the other lovey-dovey stuff couples do. Happy Aloha Friday!
by ktchpkng October 2, 2010
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Happy

Happy is when two people love eacother and are very excited with each other. Its the feeling you get, when you see that person, that gives you butterflies.
I am very happy with this guy, he is the love of my life.
by Trulyhappy17 July 15, 2017
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Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
by Finalpoet February 7, 2019
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