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Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.
"We evolved from monkeys."
by Finalpoet September 11, 2018
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Seizure

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).
1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.
by Finalpoet June 14, 2018
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Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.
I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.
by Finalpoet January 28, 2019
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Rubik's Cube

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.
P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........
by Finalpoet January 30, 2019
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Little people

Just another way to say midget. A way they hate.
1) You see those little people.

2) Don't call them that. You idiot!
by Finalpoet June 19, 2018
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marving

Moderately starving.
"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."
by Finalpoet September 14, 2018
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Patriot Day

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.
Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."
by Finalpoet September 10, 2018
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