Finalpoet's definitions

Rubik's Cube

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.

P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........

by Finalpoet January 30, 2019

Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.

"We evolved from monkeys."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

Seizure

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

by Finalpoet June 14, 2018

Little people

Just another way to say midget. A way they hate.

1) You see those little people.

2) Don't call them that. You idiot!

by Finalpoet June 19, 2018

marving

Moderately starving.

"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."

by Finalpoet September 14, 2018

Love

A far overused term.

P1: I love her.
P2; So you know her very well? All her dislikes, her likes. You have realized that she's important to your life? You must deeply care about her too?
P1: No. We just met today.
P2: ......

by Finalpoet June 15, 2019

Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019