Definitions by Finalpoet

Love 

A far overused term.

P1: I love her.
P2; So you know her very well? All her dislikes, her likes. You have realized that she's important to your life? You must deeply care about her too?
P1: No. We just met today.
P2: ......

Love by Finalpoet June 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

A useful website for slang you don't know. But it now only has old definitions and so it's lost all of it's humor.

I went to Urban Dictionary .

Urban Dictionary by Finalpoet May 27, 2019

Sunvan 

A very crappy service in Albuquerque, NM.

Sunvan didn't pick me up again.

Sunvan by Finalpoet April 2, 2019

Happy ending 

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

Happy ending by Finalpoet February 7, 2019

Goddamn 

The word all Christians hate and this will only become a definition if I'm lucky enough to not have a Christian read it.

P1: Goddamn mother fucking sluts all getting fucked up the ass with massive cocks.
P2: Please don't say that G word around me, the rest was fine tho.

Goddamn by Finalpoet January 30, 2019

Rubik's Cube 

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.

P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........

Rubik's Cube by Finalpoet January 30, 2019

Politician 

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

Politician by Finalpoet January 28, 2019