14 definitions by Finalpoet

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

by Finalpoet June 09, 2018

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.

P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........

by Finalpoet January 30, 2019

Sunvan didn't pick me up again.

by Finalpoet April 02, 2019

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019