Finalpoet's definitions

Urban Dictionary

A useful website for slang you don't know. But it now only has old definitions and so it's lost all of it's humor.

I went to Urban Dictionary .

by Finalpoet May 27, 2019

Love

A far overused term.

P1: I love her.
P2; So you know her very well? All her dislikes, her likes. You have realized that she's important to your life? You must deeply care about her too?
P1: No. We just met today.
P2: ......

by Finalpoet June 15, 2019

Sunvan

A very crappy service in Albuquerque, NM.

Sunvan didn't pick me up again.

by Finalpoet April 2, 2019

Seizure

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

by Finalpoet June 14, 2018

Little people

Just another way to say midget. A way they hate.

1) You see those little people.

2) Don't call them that. You idiot!

by Finalpoet June 19, 2018

Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019

Goddamn

The word all Christians hate and this will only become a definition if I'm lucky enough to not have a Christian read it.

P1: Goddamn mother fucking sluts all getting fucked up the ass with massive cocks.
P2: Please don't say that G word around me, the rest was fine tho.

by Finalpoet January 30, 2019