14 definitions by Finalpoet

Little people

Just another way to say midget. A way they hate.

1) You see those little people.

2) Don't call them that. You idiot!

by Finalpoet June 19, 2018

Urban dictionary

The website you're on... dumbass.

"Do you ever use Urban Dictionary?"

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A useful website for slang you don't know. But it now only has old definitions and so it's lost all of it's humor.

I went to Urban Dictionary .

by Finalpoet May 27, 2019

Love

A far overused term.

P1: I love her.
P2; So you know her very well? All her dislikes, her likes. You have realized that she's important to your life? You must deeply care about her too?
P1: No. We just met today.
P2: ......

by Finalpoet June 15, 2019

Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019

Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

by Finalpoet February 7, 2019

Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.

"We evolved from monkeys."

by Finalpoet September 12, 2018