Finalpoet's definitions

marving

Moderately starving.

"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."

by Finalpoet September 14, 2018

Patriot Day

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A useful website for slang you don't know. But it now only has old definitions and so it's lost all of it's humor.

I went to Urban Dictionary .

by Finalpoet May 27, 2019

Love

A far overused term.

P1: I love her.
P2; So you know her very well? All her dislikes, her likes. You have realized that she's important to your life? You must deeply care about her too?
P1: No. We just met today.
P2: ......

by Finalpoet June 15, 2019

Goddamn

The word all Christians hate and this will only become a definition if I'm lucky enough to not have a Christian read it.

P1: Goddamn mother fucking sluts all getting fucked up the ass with massive cocks.
P2: Please don't say that G word around me, the rest was fine tho.

by Finalpoet January 30, 2019

Rubik's Cube

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.

P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........

by Finalpoet January 30, 2019

Little people

Just another way to say midget. A way they hate.

1) You see those little people.

2) Don't call them that. You idiot!

by Finalpoet June 19, 2018