Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019

Little people

Just another way to say midget. A way they hate.

1) You see those little people.

2) Don't call them that. You idiot!

by Finalpoet June 19, 2018

Rubik's Cube

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.

P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........

by Finalpoet January 31, 2019

Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

by Finalpoet February 07, 2019

Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.

"We evolved from monkeys."

by Finalpoet September 12, 2018

Sunvan

A very crappy service in Albuquerque, NM.

Sunvan didn't pick me up again.

by Finalpoet April 03, 2019

Patriot Day

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018