Rubik's Cube

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.
P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........
by Finalpoet January 30, 2019
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marving

Moderately starving.
"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."
by Finalpoet September 14, 2018
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Love

P1: I love her.
P2; So you know her very well? All her dislikes, her likes. You have realized that she's important to your life? You must deeply care about her too?
P1: No. We just met today.
P2: ......
by Finalpoet June 15, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A useful website for slang you don't know. But it now only has old definitions and so it's lost all of it's humor.
by Finalpoet May 27, 2019
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Goddamn

The word all Christians hate and this will only become a definition if I'm lucky enough to not have a Christian read it.
P1: Goddamn mother fucking sluts all getting fucked up the ass with massive cocks.
P2: Please don't say that G word around me, the rest was fine tho.
by Finalpoet January 30, 2019
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Purple day

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."
by Finalpoet September 10, 2018
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Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
by Finalpoet February 07, 2019
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