The Golden Goose of Gondor 

The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm

The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone

The Golden Goose of Gondor by Maj Upham December 27, 2011

The Rabbi Gordon

A classic Freehold Brooklyn cocktail consisting of a pint glass filled with a double Jameson and ginger ale, a few swift dashes of angostura bitters, a squeezed lime for zesty pleasure, and two straws... a la faccia (to the face).

"Allow myself to Rabbi... myself." OR "Paging Dr. Gordon." OR "I'm about to fuck shit up with The Rabbi Gordon"

The Rabbi Gordon by Mike Ivers January 1, 2017

Gordans alive 

An exclamation expressing surprise and delight upon hearing unlikely news.

Frank - Did you know that (insert cool band here) are playing at (insert local venue here)?

Ed - GORDANS ALIVE! REALLY! WOW!

Gordans alive by Anthony Rutland June 17, 2008

Gondola 

A centerpiece made for more merchandise room in a store.

"Go alphebetize that Gondola!"
"Ok"

Gondola by Don Johnson April 8, 2005

Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

Gordonated by Fresh July 20, 2003

gord 

A one word term for pulling the chutes or leaving a party/function or group of friends early

gord(ed)past refence to have left
gord(ing)future refence, as in about to gord out

"this party sucks we are gonna gord out!"
"Why is Cade gording out early?"
"Sorry I gorded out last night, I had a headache."

gord by knobert11 March 3, 2009

Jeff Gordon 

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.

Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!

Jeff Gordon by George McClane July 14, 2010