Monditis

A condition in which the subject is extremely hungover and/or sore and/or sick from the previous weekend.

I can't go to school today, Mom, I've come down with a terrible case of monditis.

by Indotoker December 2, 2010

Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011

mondayitis

A feeling many people suffer, especially kids when going back to school. Symptoms can include; upset tummy, pangs of sadness, slight fever, runny nose, and a few others. The cure is to sleep for at least twelve hours and eat cupcakes.

"Mommy, I have a case of mondayitis."

or
"Sorry, it's mondayitis."

by Stormyheartz.496 May 12, 2016

Monday

A man who always gets off early during sex. Why? Because "Monday always comes too soon".

Rick's a great boyfriend, but sadly he's a Monday in bed.

by Scrambly March 21, 2017

monadi

a tall brown kid preferably into Asian girls with big tiites and a small ass.likes both genders preferably men

world champion ship holder for fastest dick sucker on planet earth and 2nd on planet ashley ( ashley first on that planet)

last night was good good with monadi

full name : monadi singh

favorite sport : egg sucking competitions

by I LIKEE POTATOES June 20, 2018

moedub

a sexy curly hair kid with a good ego that could light up you’re day

maan that guy moedub was hilarious

by anonymous teriyaki eater May 16, 2018

Moked

messed up, rekt, doinked, ruined, destroyed, devastated, lay waste, ravaged, demolished, wrecked, wiped out, flatten

derelict, in ruins, dilapidated, ruinous, tumbledown, ramshackle, decrepit, falling to pieces, crumbling, decaying, disintegrating...

There was only one donut in the bag left for me, and it was all moked up.
Who moked up the last piece of pizza?
The candy wrapper was completely moked.

by SampoFinn November 3, 2018