Monditis
A condition in which the subject is extremely hungover and/or sore and/or sick from the previous weekend.
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Monitis
Newly discovered disease where tumors start to grow in your brain and then spread throughout your body. Symptoms include rashing of the genital areas, sharp rectum pains, extreme head aches that last for days on end, troubled breathing, painful urination, extreme bowel movements, and constaint body odor. No cure is known. Puerto Rican's brought the disease over into the United States while smuggling drugs. Most prominent in the Northeastern area of Illinois due to the growing population of Puerto Ricans and drug use in that area.
Monitis by Professor Dr. James Dowel M.D. January 20, 2007
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Monkitis
The inflammation often caused by high exposure to monkeys.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.
Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.
Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.
Monkitis by WordPrinter January 17, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.