candice

a girl who enjoys gold digging and playing men to get to the goods

john : i dated this chick.. all she wanted was sex.
chad: major candice, bro. major. you want some soft pretzel?

by teddieee July 14, 2006

canning fatigue

The weariness and mental exhaustion associated with the canning of food for extended periods of time, often resulting in canning mistakes and--in extreme scenarios--massive outbreaks of botulism.

I need to take a break from canning asparagus; I don't want to get canning fatigue and expose my entire family to botulism.

by DMMOneBillion February 23, 2009

cania

smegma that has dried and hardened on the penile "head" causing scarring of the tissue after a person is inffected with thrush.

The doctor was suprised at the level of cania that this man had accumulated in such a short time.

by Jbron October 3, 2008

Candice

Preston Andrews mommy

Preston Andrews loves his candice

by Lobolineman75 May 9, 2016

candijew

A jewish political figure running for president.

"Mike Bloomberg could overcome his image as a...jewish bachelor jewish presidential Candijew." - Jon Stewart

by MrPink007 July 19, 2007

The Caniac Combo

When you dip your penis in chick-fil-a sauce and make a homophobic guy suck it

“Dude Mark gave me The Caniac Combo then called me a fag”

by Idiotluver July 18, 2021

Cannibal

Someone who is fed up with people

He ate me last night, he is a cannibal

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes February 10, 2017