Potato Smuggler 

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.

"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."

Potato Smuggler by RichardT January 31, 2008

Potato Heading 

The act of transporting drugs, weapons, and/or any illegal item in your ass, someone else's ass, or Mr. Potato Head's ass

Watch out man, the cops are sniffin' everyones assholes for anyone who is potato heading

Potato Heading by .Avocado July 20, 2010

Potato Dick

A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.

Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.

*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.

Potato Dick by chronowarp January 10, 2014

potatovision

An adjective or noun used to sarcastically describe a video or film of low quality, often followed by a copyright and reference to the resolution info.

Brought to you in glorious 240p PotatoVision(c)!

potatovision by Potatovision October 21, 2014

Potate 

1. (Noun) - The act of being a potato
2. (Adjective) - Being similar to a potato

1) Potatoes will potate underneath the sun
2) John sat there being potate, watching the television

Potate by Pieacasio March 11, 2017

Wendy's Baked Potato 

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

Wendy's Baked Potato by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014

potato cannons 

The plural form of potato cannon.

"Look at how many potato cannons I've built!"

potato cannons by KP July 14, 2004