Potate

The act of embracing your inner potato-like qualities and simply just chillin' out.

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

by highspeedpotato May 31, 2016

Potate

What potatoes do

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

by Cassie... December 28, 2011

Potate

verb
: to assume the role of a potato

I'm too tired to do anything, I think I will just potate today.

by fubble bubble the magnificent November 12, 2017

Potate

1. n. - The act of being a potato.
2. adj. - Being similar to a potato

1. Potatoes will potate underneath the sun.

2. John just sat there being potate, watching television all day.

by elofan January 22, 2011

Potate

–verb (used without object), -tat·ed, -tat·ing
1. the action of doing nothing;
2. like vegetate ... but more starchy.
3. What couch potatoes do.

I'm gonna just sit back and potate.

I've been potating all day, I really should go do something productive.

In lieu of getting more exercise, rosie o'donnell potated her way to obesity

At the end of a long day, I like to come home and potate the night away

by LocoPolloEnFuego June 27, 2011

Potate

1. (Noun) - The act of being a potato
2. (Adjective) - Being similar to a potato

1) Potatoes will potate underneath the sun
2) John sat there being potate, watching the television

by Pieacasio March 11, 2017

potate

p oh-t eɪ t
(to) potate, v.

To miss multiple shots in a first-person-shooter in a row, often emptying many whole magazines before dying because of giving away your position.

potato, n.

One who occupies the very meaning of bad aim. This person has only killed one player in his entire life playing fps games – i.e. his mom.

–playing a battle royale match–

_player sprays multiple rounds in "your direction" ;) _
you: wtf, there's a guy there!

_player still shooting_
you: oh... a potato...
_player still shooting_
_you, standing in the open, headshot the player and kill him_
you: he potated hard there

by that_streetacated_teenger April 26, 2019