You’re so toy

Saying “you’re so toy” is like calling someone fake or saying someone plays too much.

Bethany, you’re so toy!

by Justlookatmycoolsocks August 21, 2019

mak toy

a significant other to one; that is usually a 'bed buddy'.

originated from the word mak

pegz: 'what you doin tonight harves?'
harves: 'just seein my mak toy to get some ;)'
pegz: 'oh you dog!'

by kayla Custance June 30, 2008

toy

A toy is a grown mans car or vehicle

I got my new toy parked right outside

by djdjbh August 4, 2016

National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023

Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.

JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"

by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019

toys

me and my brother likes to play with toys and i like cars and muscle cars so i like more then my brother and my brother what's some of my toys and i am going to say know and he has less cars then me and i like more then him and he likes less cars then me and i love my brother so i can give him some of my cars so he can be nice for me when i watch him when he gets back from school and my sister watches me and my brother and my mom is gone half of the day and she comes home at like 3:30 and i get home from school at 2:16 and me and my sister gets home at the same time .

because we like toys and we buy all of the toys.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

toys

a stupid dumb thing that kids play with

lets play with the toys johny

by yoobro November 1, 2020