simplexity

simple solutions for today's complex lifestyles

The life of simplexity is the ultimate goal.

by Vee Drummond November 10, 2008

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022

shample

to fuck a girl, when you want

Yo i shampled that bitch last nite.
I neeed to get some shampole tonite.

by Ghost aka Fantasma December 8, 2005

Sampler

The act of spreading a womans ass, and either licking her pussy or her butthole.

"I went to Julia's house last night, things got out of control and I was giving her the sampler before I knew it."

by Sirhc Llimah June 24, 2007

Simple Person

To be a simple person, one is not required to think much; Not have elaborate thoughts. Of simple characteristics. An ignorant, foolish, or gullible person. A simpleton; fool.

One that does not take direction well is known as a simple person.

Someone who drives with their blinker on and does not turn is a simple person.

Example of a simple person's actions: An individual that takes too many shots at the bar and wonders why they are so hungover then next day.

Most young college girls are simple.

Anyone who loves Nickelback is simple and has simple taste.

Kim Kardashian is a simple person for being married for less than 2 1/2 months.

by Pdoubleyou January 10, 2012

Simple Henry

Oh Henry, you know a simple henry is a henry that is simple. as in stupid. a stupid person not necessarily named Henry.

"Xenophobic means afraid of foreign people, not pizza grease. You're such a Simple Henry!"

by Bethy December 15, 2004

sampler

when people go around and just take samples of food with no intention of buying anything from the place they are sampling

Annie is not allowed in the food court because she is a notorious sampler

by the man sized mancotti lover December 28, 2005