life

A crusty piece of smeg which I am holding onto for my only true friend.

by wgas August 14, 2003

Life

unfair, injustice, often own by people who are rich and good-looking.

gem789: dam i have no life..
fren: cos ur not rich and good-looking.

by gem798 December 15, 2008

life

men

Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.

Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.

by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008

life

Here is the best way to put it your born and your wearing diapers your a teenager having fun playing sports your an adult drinking lots of friends having sex and driving your a dad working hard little friends taking care of kids old man back in diapers

life is a like a gas gauge F is fun E your ooutta time

by Waterguy June 4, 2008

Life

When something is "life", it is something really awesome.

That is fucking life!!

by aofgwjdd October 3, 2008

life

to Life
verb: to slander, down talk, or give a uncalled for amount of shit to another person, for some small or meaningless reason

other uses: to life, getting lifed, lifing someone

dude 1: so my damn teacher totally fuckin lifed me in front of the whole class today
dude 2: i know he's a dick but why the hell would he life you like that?
dude 1: i dont know, i guess cuz i was late, but it was only like 30 damn seconds

by gergle March 29, 2009

Life

Ok. Im Lazee and am like... not very good at spelling so heer iz my few definitions of the thing that 1 ov my friends hate. Firstly, Its a state ov mind that iz alot ez-r 2 handl wen u dont kare!!! Nextly, Meaninglessness in the mind of those who A) stalk G-friend/B-friend B) Hate Being in the world but are not krazee enuff 2 kill own selvs or C) thoze hoo r dead inside. Lastly and most importantly, A disease that iz bestowed on u by the action of birth and hooz only cure iz to die after a hard and sad life.

Life=death while Death=life

by enemyofsociety13 June 14, 2009