Gigaton Hammer 

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …

Gigaton Hammer by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022

Tangerine Sledge Hammer 

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

Tangerine Sledge Hammer by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

charles the hammer 

that pimpin' French guy who kicked muslims out of france.

he delivered an ass- kicking like charles the hammer! damn!

If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.

charles the hammer by nexapparatus33 October 20, 2011

looks up Google Hammer 

WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU DO THAT?

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"

"Yeah, Sure man"

looks up Google Hammer

"Eww man that's disgusting!"

"Lol"

looks up Google Hammer by TribalH March 20, 2016

Hebrew Hammer 

The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.

-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer

Woah! Look ladies it's the Hebrew Hammer.

Hey whats up Hebrew Hammer?!

Hebrew Hammer by TheHEBREWhammerHimself February 13, 2013

pud hammer 

Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.

Adeel wouldn't stop talking so I held him down and administered the pud hammer to shut him up.

pud hammer by MrPrefect July 22, 2006

turd hammer 

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".

Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?

turd hammer by renegade63x September 18, 2009