Someone who is able to read a paragraph of a book/text and recite it at any time using Fail-graphic Memory, thus whilst it is awesome, they are incapable utilizing the information in real life situations. Making them utterly useless.
Similar to: Photographic Memory
Similar to: Photographic Memory
Michael: Hey man remember that long 'arse' paragraph on physics that allowed us to change the molecular format of gravity?
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.
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Prima: Hey, can you harvest my blackberries for me? I'm gonna be late.
Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.
Prima: for FUCK'S sake.
Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.
Prima: for FUCK'S sake.
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"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."
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When you try to break up with your significant other (or actually do) but continue to sleep with them afterwards; normally for lack of a new sexual partner.
When you try to break up with your significant other (or actually do) but continue to sleep with them afterwards; normally for lack of a new sexual partner.
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Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.
2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.
3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.
2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.
3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"
Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."
Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."
Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."
Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."
Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
by iLoveNature June 1, 2010
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1) An individual who fails on an epic level, who also happens to contain the word "bar" in their name.
2) A fail that is astonishingly awkward, or is noteworthy primarily due to its awkwardness.
3) To fail particularly hard, to a point that comforting is needed.
1) An individual who fails on an epic level, who also happens to contain the word "bar" in their name.
2) A fail that is astonishingly awkward, or is noteworthy primarily due to its awkwardness.
3) To fail particularly hard, to a point that comforting is needed.
1) "Inbar really screwed up last night...definite example of a failbar."
2) "That may have been the most awkward moment I've ever experienced...a total failbar."
3) "Skyler had a failbar so epic, it took every one of us to comfort him."
2) "That may have been the most awkward moment I've ever experienced...a total failbar."
3) "Skyler had a failbar so epic, it took every one of us to comfort him."
by Kalleo June 2, 2010
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losing in a fasion where losing does not do it justice or people who play WOW all the damm time
losing in a fasion where losing does not do it justice or people who play WOW all the damm time
by Gord163 January 15, 2011
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