Failzooka 

This term applies to a weapon of destruction weilded by a few chosen people to strike down those who fail in chat room and other social media.

I am the Doctah, this is my failzooka, and you fail...

Failzooka by Doctah Heinz Davenschmirtz May 4, 2011

failbook page 

A facebook group or fan page that:

1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.

2: Has a really long and annoying name.

3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.

1: Bob has joined "OMG LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!"

2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"

3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"

Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?

Stephanie: Liek iknorite?

George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.

Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.

failbook page by Nieow May 22, 2010

failbook

Derogatory term generally used by people who hate Facebook or other social networking sites.

I have a Facebook account because my friend asked me to join but I really hate failbook.

failbook by ~vjay~ August 1, 2008

Failbook

n. Popular nickname for all the idiotic, moronic, creepy (and/or funny) status messages people post on Facebook on a day-to-day basis. So prevalent that an entire section of FAIL Blog has been dedicated to it.

Facebook user: Today I figured out that I'm gay...so im telling you all, just cuz i had to tell sumbody 1st! just don't tell my mom, K?

Facebook user's "friend": I am so posting that on Failbook.

Facebook user: don't you fucking dare!

Failbook by loop zoop July 1, 2011

Failbooking 

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

Failbooking by happyho April 8, 2010

Failbook

1) A popular humour site, comprised of various statuses, comments, pictures and similar stuff from facebook or similar sources. Similar to lamebook, but less well organised (lamebook sorts its content into categories).

2) A common catchphrase to describe a fail or balls-up on facebook.

3) A humorous appearing name for facebook, usually used during exam season. Gets its name from the time black hole facebook becomes during the exam season, with its ability to consume any and all time that should be being used for revision. While most people see the name as a joke, many students know to their cost the truth of the name.

1) Bob; 'No grandma, :D is a happy face, not a D in the exam =|'
George; 'Thats going straight to failbook!'

2) Tod; 'ii jurst soo aced tha inglish exem!'
Benny; 'failbook.'

3); 'Failbook, making students fail exams since 2004...'

Failbook by Jimdawg3 July 5, 2010

Failbook

The new version of Facebook (v. 2008).

I can't find any of my applications on the new version of Failbook.

Failbook by cherry pie1972 November 2, 2008