Crap

Something John Mayer does a lot.(I read it in a magazine interview)

John Mayer crapped his pants on stage.

by Brittany Morrison January 2, 2007

piece of crap

Your mom's idiot boyfriend, who is a piece of crap, and will never grow-up.

mom: "Just drop it already."
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "No, you drop it!"
mom: "Can you just grow-up already??"
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "Make me!!" *in a mocking voice* "Can't you just grow-up already??"

by Unconditional Elysium July 8, 2006

Crap

Abbreviation: C.R.A.P
Can't Really Aim Properly

Boy, I am CRAP

by DD January 2, 2007

crap art

Art which is created based on the belief that its creation is more important than its consumption.

Jeff: "Did you hear that new album that Chuck and his band put together in a day?"

George: "Yeah, I heard it's crap art, but it still sounds pretty good."

by seanfiend13 September 16, 2008

capron

An apron that is worn backwards to be a cape. Cape/Apron = capron.

Alex wore her capron with pride.

by sssssaaaaaa_rrrrrrraaaaaaahhhhhhhhh January 23, 2006

crap basket

A Christmas package/hamper containing useless food items, usually from the Dollar store.

Here we go again, another crap basket from my mother-in-law. Merry frickin' Christmas.

by hambuggafixa' January 28, 2006

capris

Half-assed pants that only come halfway down the shin. They manage the magnificent feat if being both too hot when it's hot out and too cold when it's cold out. Only acceptable when worn by pre-teen girls, and sometimes not even then. They also seem to be a favorite of the popular crowd.

Brittney: Did you get your capris at Abercrombie and Fitch?
Ashley: Yeah, but now that I'm 14 I might have to throw them out.

by Palindrome Princess December 3, 2009