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Craprica 

Craprica is a contemptuous reference to the future TV series ‘Caprica’, a prequel to the canceled sci-fi TV series ‘Battlestar Galactica’. Discriminating science fiction fans expect the prequel to be canceled at the end of its first season.

The prequel is promoted as futuristic and delivering all of the passion, intrigue political backbiting, family conflict, etc. of ‘Battlestar Galactica’.

Disappointed, former fans of ‘Battlestar Galactica’, however, interpret the prequel’s promotions as doublespeak for a soap opera thinly disguised as a science fiction drama. These former fans expect the prequel to including all of the bad science, contrived shipper angst, nihilism, complete disregard for story continuity, and unresolved plot holes of the original show.
After watching what that douche ex machinist did to ‘Battlestar Galactica’, I wouldn’t waste my time watching Craprica.
Craprica by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009
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craplication 

A crappy aplication on Facebook that is lame and makes everything even buggier than it already is.
I wish people would quit sending me Farmville and all these other craplications.
craplication by cabajul April 1, 2010

crapricorn 

Crap...with corn.
Yes! I've produced a crapricorn! Want to come look, or should I just take a picture?
crapricorn by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

Craptical 

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.
You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone
Craptical by Sqbany February 2, 2021

Crapical 

Adj.- Description of something that is not impressive at all.

- The opposite of 'radical'.
A: Dude, did you see that new guy at our school try to pull off that skateboard trick the other day?
B: Yeah man, that was crapical.
Crapical by Shashopeh April 3, 2010
Scifi show on what is now the syfy channel. It is a prequel to battlestar galactica. Caprica Includes a matrix-like virtual night club where teenagers go to have group sex. Needless to say, its awesome.
Caprica is so much better than any of that lame projecctile tv feces that spews into livingrooms via the networks.
Caprica by dan leibensperger February 2, 2010

Crapricorn 

A stupid, good for nothing asshole that just happens to be a capricorn.
Cevin's only been using his dick for two years, he doesn't know what he's doing and doesn't care. He only cares about himself and his tiny dick. Don't let it upset you, he's just a crapricorn.
Crapricorn by HahaHarrypothead March 2, 2011