A crapitalistic entity that pretends to be a person, so it can crap all over the democratic system with it's bribery (which it and the Obscene Court five call "speech").
Monsanto and craporations like it plead the fifth to avoid warning the public about the criminal side effects of their products. They deserve crapital punishment.
The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.
"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.