ticked

to get drunk/wasted/black out

I was just too ticked up lol

by ddld October 23, 2017

Tickers

Word to describe a very attractive girl

Have you seen that bird over there shes tickers

by T-M May 3, 2006

Touke

A land where unicorns run rampant and leprechauns feast themselves on the flesh of children while prancing around sideways in God's chariot.

-Going to Touke this weekend?
-Yes. Yes I am.

by Touke January 15, 2008

punch the ticket

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming

"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005

tickeling my rings

If i say to you that you're tikeling my rings it means that your pissin me off! the first time i heard is when i was talking to two fellas and there was a lot of migits around when he said it i thought he ment it lituralry

stoner 1: are those migits anoying you
Stoner 2: No, why?
Stoner 1: Cos there fuckin tickeling my rings

by Kate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 3, 2005

ticket system balls

Ticket System Balls (TSB) are what people grow when their IT group installs a ticketing system. It takes some of the human element out of the transaction, so people become emboldened. See also e-balls

Before ticket system balls: "Hey guys, we think there might be a problem with devtools, can you help us out? Thanks, we love you."

After ticket system balls: "3 people have looked at this. The system time is fine. We think it's a cruise thing. But it happened RIGHT after devtools was rebuilt after the swirley incident. (see Red Swirley). I've given up on suggesting anything. You guys always yell at us for doing that. I am here to point out issues. You are here to resolve issues."

by brchi February 29, 2008

Square Dancing Tickets

Heroin

Yo, nigga, you got my square dancing tickets?

by gigidi gigidi June 11, 2009