Tedi Malchev is a godly creature that resides in an earthly form which can be seen by us simple life forms known as humans.
If you ever see him around you, you have to scream:
BOG TEDI ObiCHam TEE !!!!111!111 (nohomo tho)
If you ever see him around you, you have to scream:
BOG TEDI ObiCHam TEE !!!!111!111 (nohomo tho)
Guy 1: Yo dude did you see Tedi Malchev??
Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy1: But did you show your love for him??
Guy 2: o n0!1 I forgot, I'm a terrible human, I should be sacrificed in his honor...(C O M M I T S S U D O K U)
Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy1: But did you show your love for him??
Guy 2: o n0!1 I forgot, I'm a terrible human, I should be sacrificed in his honor...(C O M M I T S S U D O K U)
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A TedLock is a unbreakable hold in which a man of a shy nature cuckholds you with an inch of you life, mercy in his hands and only time to tell, this move was created out of love and hope but when used with malicious intent can be fatal...
"fuck off Joe you stinky little twat" as Ted sneaks behind him and puts him in a hold unreachable by the beta male, smacks his feet to the ground and reaches his arms around Joe's neck as he clenches his left shoulder to the floor, Joe is no longer a human, just road kill a result of years of training and bacon scariness. He has been in a TedLock
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Sometimes on the rocks, but often with a separate or “sidecar” of ice.
Sometimes on the rocks, but often with a separate or “sidecar” of ice.
Parched golfer: Good day. A Teddy-K please.
Bartender: Seriously? Whatever. Here’s your white wine and a glass of ice.
Bartender: Seriously? Whatever. Here’s your white wine and a glass of ice.
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