Definitions by Dreznych

Reverse Teddy Roosevelt 

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.

One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Reverse Teddy Roosevelt by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt 

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Flaming Teabag 

When you put hot sauce on your balls and your balls in someones mouth.

Guy: I'm in the mood for tea but I also want something spicy
other guy: lemme give you a Flaming Teabag

Flaming Teabag by Dreznych December 11, 2010