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Mississippi Friction Teddy
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When you
rip
open the
bottom
of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for
pleasure
My
girlfriend
went away for
work
so I was left home all alone with
nothing
but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company
Mississippi Friction Teddy
by
fruitflint
May 31, 2016