Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010

tabee3i

a forum created by Enki. it is a cool place where some Iraqis along with other Arabic speaking dudes chat and have fun over stupid subjects involving mainly intellectual masturbation.
also it is anti-El7ad, anti-Ladeeni, another two Arabic atheist websites and forums

Ahmed alarabi " I am professor in everything"
Shak " stand but stand"
Enki " thats so Tabee3i"

Arab Enki intellectual masturbation

by KOzi kaboto April 26, 2010

Tabel

Swanky; something of awesome nature.

After watching their favorite movie, the couple remarked, "That movie was so tabel!"

by Guestion March 4, 2011

Nights of the Round Table

Nights of the Round Table are a group of four cadets and my roomie who get together on Friday Nights to play cards in the cadet lounge while I suck their dicks under the table until they've all had cumgasms, and after that they take turns fucking my boy-hole.

The Nights of the Round Table are cumming over later tonight, so I'll get to fill up on cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

oh no... our table... its broken!

an unfunny meme that is popular among tiktok kids under the age of 12

oh no... our table... its broken!

by 1zwy October 16, 2021

nights of the round table

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!

Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020