Selfie stick

Something you could find a way to beat somebody with.

Jeff beat the guy unconscious with a selfie stick for trying to kidnap him.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Selfish emotional manipulative demeaner

A person who lacks initiative and lies about emotions to twist your reality.

For example,
Jealousy= possessiveness.

Love= humiliation.

Disappointed= scapegoating unknown outsiders.

To exploit vulnerable good people while treating them unfairly and calling them bad, to guilt trip them in getting more without ever trying to make it up, voluntary or giving anything back.

How can doormats not see that he is a selfish emotional manipulative demeaner? He is not going to share his authority, money, status etc. Look how many people he exploited unfairly.

by Communi February 18, 2021

narcie selfie

See selfie A narcie selfie is 3 or more photos posted on facebook or myspace in a group. Showing ones narcissistic vanity.

Yo, did you see Barbara's Facbook post of her weekend trip? She narcie selfie'd the entire trip.

by treehugr April 22, 2013

junk selfies

Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).

I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.

by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014

Literary Selfie

Autobiography. - synonym

With the ever increasing interest in the "it's all about me" social media, it is only fitting that the written word evolve along with the instant digital imagery subject matter that brought us the word "selfie". Sadly though, as over-used as it is, most online auto-correction scripts still do not recognize "selfie" as a word.

Tell-all books and autobiographies written by a former celebrities are really nothing more than "Literary Selfies" of forgotten personalities.

by Mikeyber August 4, 2014

Diversion Selfie

The act of taking a selfie with a misleading caption. Often done to make the perpetrator feel less ridiculous for uploading a blatant attention seeking picture of their semi-naked body.

Diversion Selfie example...
Caption: Loving my new hair
Picture: A down-shot of a cleavage with hair either side. (Main focus on the cleave)

by Miss Rant A Lot July 23, 2015

thirst selfie

When a person constantly post a large number of selfie pictures just to have people like/comment on them

Did you see that girl we work with? She posted another Thirst Selfie online

by IResQu December 25, 2015