Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt

“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”

by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022

Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

scrotium

A building material similar to vibranium, but harnessed from a scrotum. Objects build out of scrotium have a leathery texture and hairy exterior, both of which are dependent on the age of the material's benefactor.

I wanted to build my own Iron Man suit, but since I don't have any vibranium, I had to resort to scrotium instead. It's not as sturdy and durable, but the intimidation factor more than makes up for it.

by Steed Hardcastle August 15, 2022

scottie mcscott scott

scottie 2 hottie

that's scottie 2 hottie over there! aka scottie mcscott scott! so cute, my name could be asshole mcscott scott!

by sloppytoppy4000 December 4, 2022

Scottish family

Usually a family very close either living in Scotland or separated across the world. Full of energetic drunks warriors, the most mental people you will ever meet.

That Scottish family who live 5mins away, they’re absolute raj.

by Rajie December 19, 2022

Scottish chili-dog

The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.

Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth

by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022

scroti falls

The act of having 3 or more ballbags placed on top of each other whilst pouring liquor down them into someone’s mouth on the bottom.

Ol’ lurchy boy finally conquered the scroti falls

by Kevin Jones January 19, 2023