In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."
Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
by Lobsangridcully May 8, 2016
Get the As pissed as a newtmug. I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !
by Chewy the Wookie December 19, 2011
Get the Panther Pissmug. by Uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu October 25, 2019
Get the Piss boymug. The spine-tingling pleasure that one feels while relieving themselves after holding it for an extended period of time.
1. Those moments I spent alone in that truck stop restroom were simply piss bliss.
2. He was to drunk with piss bliss to notice he was trickling on his shoe.
2. He was to drunk with piss bliss to notice he was trickling on his shoe.
by CYNICATALYST September 9, 2011
Get the Piss Blissmug. by BIGCHAZZA December 19, 2019
Get the Pissing Idiotmug. When people are arguing over a petty and insignificant matter while mostly using insults, passive-aggressive behaviors and other nonconstructive and immature methods in order to "win" the argument.
This is pathetic, these two have reduced the discussion into a piss fight. I wish they could just settle it like adults.
by Falxo November 28, 2016
Get the piss fightmug. by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009
Get the Piss Slappedmug.