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Piss on your chips 

The correct definition of this expression is to really mess something up for yourself (rather than for someone else) with an unnecessary and/or stupid act.

The key is that it is self-inflicted and therefore has a different meaning to "piss on your bonfire" or "rain on your parade" which refer to generally spoiling or putting a dampener on something for someone else.

The origin of the expression is from the scenario in the UK of a guy buying some takeaway chips (french fries for any US readers) after an evening's drinking.

Finding that he then needs a piss on the way home, the inebriated guy finds a quiet spot somewhere then and puts his chips on the ground nearby while he relieves himself. In his drunken state he then accidentally pisses on his chips, thus depriving himself of his meal through his own carelessness and stupidity.

The expression is particularly applicable for a celebrity who has badly damaged his/or her career because of a needless personal transgression.
"Way to piss on your chips, Tiger!" (Overheard at the US Masters)
Piss on your chips by DaleHudd June 16, 2010
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piss bottle 

A bottle of piss that is left outside one's door when this person/group has been too loud. In some cultures, the piss bottle is used to serve as a warning and is believed to strike fear and terror into the hearts of those who are too noisy while playing Mario Tennis at 4:30 A.M. In others, it is meant to appease the mighty Piss Gods. As for our culture, we haven't decided yet.
Earl: Hey Cletus, they's makin' noise again! Come piss in this here bottle and leave 'er outside ther door! Tha'll show 'em. An maybe the Piss Gods 'll be made happy and take way my here rash.

Cletus: I dun like those piss bottles. They's tastey drinkin' too!
piss bottle by Robbie T. May 2, 2006
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piss nirvana 

A heightened state of urinary awareness and euphoria, achieved after urinating for two minutes without interruption.
Jay- Dude, today I finally achieved piss nirvana.

Zac- No way man! I never get past 1:28

Jay- Seriously man, I see everything differently now

Zac- I need to drink some water
piss nirvana by volklman September 21, 2009

piss washing 

When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.
1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.

2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.
piss washing by !BlackDeath! June 25, 2009

piss ice 

To remain calm, cool and collected in a pressure situation. Derived from the phrase "to have icewater in one's veins."
Man, we're down by 2, but our top scorer is going to the free throw line to shoot a pair. We need him to piss ice right now!
piss ice by Matches10 May 15, 2010

Piss Stain 

Someone who is worthless and has no friends. A nobody. Someone who is inferior to a piss stain on a public highway rest top urinal.
Hey listen you Piss Stain, I know grandmas that can lift more weight than you.

piss wiss football 

What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.
So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!