Philip

The most dry skinned man in the whole wide world. He is the crustiest of them all. He is the chosen crust. He is crust man.

Oh look, theres Philip!
Oh god hes crusty!

by JesuCrust December 7, 2021

Philip

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.

He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.

This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.

Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!

by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021

philip

someone that is very annoying and likes watching naked ppl cry on pirated shows

philip, a bitch

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Philips HUE

Philips Hue is a line of color-changing LED lights and white lights that can be controlled wirelessly.

And they are overpriced as F#*k

BOB: What RGB lights are that?

Tim: It is Philips hue lights

by NOT THE REAL SWE07AN March 19, 2022

philippart

The strongest man to ever walk the face of the earth. His mere presence causes all of those around him to hit bench PRs. Unfortunately, he is the best to ever live, so Marsheh’s and Kirchner’s can’t even think about competing.

DUDE! He’s achieved his Philippart form.

Gosh, I wish Philippart wasn’t so sexy. He glared at me girl and she got pregnant.

by Philip1111 March 22, 2022

Philip

Philip IS SO DUMB that it is humiliating to have him as your friend.He is the friend that fails every math test ever created.

: I failed math today
: you're such a philip

by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022

Philip

Philip is a dude That FAILS every class ever created. The class that is more failed amongst all of them are maths , he has failed every math test in the human history.

:Bro i just failed the math test

: Man stop being such a philip

by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022