My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Murder

A transitive verb where the direct object especially refers to someone's genitalia, especially a pussy. Used to say that you fucked someone with a great deal of force or intensity.

"Oh man, I went so hard on Kat last night. I murdered her pussy so good, she could barely walk the next day."
"Damn, you really murdered that pussy?"
"Yeah, I murdered her real good."

by SumWunGye November 5, 2021

5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)

"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"

by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023

Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

murder hens

The deadliest mob in Minecraft.

Person 1: Do you see that murder hen?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Murder hens are dangerous, stay away!

by cowsareaspeciesofcattle(good) November 8, 2022

Axe Murderer

The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.

The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.

by He who knows11 March 26, 2022

Murderer

Even if a guy tested positive for the coronavirus and was terminally ill with it, kneeling on his neck will still cause premature death, death before he was meant to die. Even if he was a guy who did drugs and other things nobody would be proud of.

Killing a drug addict or an ex drug addict would make somebody as much a murderer as killing somebody who never touched drugs and was thought to be clean, pure and wholesome by many people.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021