gym king

The brand every 14 year old virgin who wants to look like a gym lad wears.

Oi Larry, Look at that cunt wearing gym king.

by Beta Tester Ajax January 11, 2017

King Kunta

Having so much funk you break out in dance and summon the Spirit of King Kunta

Man 1: Look at that dude dance
Man 2: He's must have the Spirit of King Kunta inside him

by B@B May 9, 2015

Stephen King

Stephen King is an author in Maine who has written many novels of the horror genre. His books are very well written, and his characters are well thought-out, with main characters usually having a very sarcastic attitude. Some novels have the character's insanity playing the role as the enemy, while in others, the main characters face more a battle between good and evil.

Pet Semetary is such a good Stephen King book!

by AOZ January 11, 2011

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock

by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017

Martin Luther King

A black guy that said some words on a stage and somehow got into American History "I HAZ A DREM"
His "drem" was to not be called a nigger where ever he went.

Martin Luther King: "I HAZ A DREM"
Tana Mongeau: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Keemster: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Black Person in todays society: "FUCKING NIGGER"

by The_Right_Winger April 10, 2018

King Thick Dick

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.

Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain

by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016

sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"

by Anonymous June 28, 2003