The Contest

A contest between you and your friends to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themselves. As seen on Seinfeld.

"Jerry, I cheated in the contest"

by BixbySnyder69 May 11, 2021

These (conceptual) hands

Rated-E for everyone

Hym "I don't give a shit if I agree with you or even like you; Anyone can catch these (conceptual) hands. And catch them you will. In direct response to perceived slight. Or if I get disgruntled by a thing you've said that is entirely unrelated to me. Or a thing that reminds me of something I don't like that also reminds me of you. There are 0 reasons for which I will not slang these (conceptual) 'thangs'. 'Thangs' meaning 'hands'. But not actual hands. Conceptual ones. It might even be over something as little as me thinking you think a thing that I don't like people to think. Blam! Conceptual hands! Just like that. It's that easy. It happens that fast. 'Why is that (conceptual) fist flying at me?' you'll ask. But you're asking the wrong guy. You'd better ask my therapist because even I don't."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Concept salad

When someone mixes unrelated concepts together in a bizarre attempt to prove a point or win support for their argument. (A variation of logical fallacy.)

Rape is non concentual, and so is aborting a child. Therefore abortion is rape. (This is a concept salad)

by hamshanks August 20, 2020

Post Jonas Concert Disorder

The horrible feeling you have after a Jonas Brother concert because it had been long anticipated but it now over.

(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.

Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.

by WhatTheFrankie?! October 20, 2008

conjestimatosis

when you have allergys and you get really conjested, and need medication to correct this unwelcome feeling.

Anthony and I went over to my uncles house and he is allergic to cats and had to take his medicine for conjestimatosis.

by Brianna May 10, 2004

congestipated

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

by me66in January 27, 2009

Concentration Camp

Summer camps where nerds go to study.

Where's Brian? Oh he had to get his grades up, so he went to a concentration camp.

by andybai May 11, 2022