Dirty Double Stranger

This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.

Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!

Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!

by Despy November 6, 2008

gorilla mask stranger

a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.

guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.

guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night

by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009

stranger

To sit on ones hand until it gets numb and masterbath giving one the feeling of someone else touching them

Sometimes when ppl get lonely the give themselves a stranger.

by RICK JAMES January 18, 2005

perfect stranger

Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki

Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry

by G-Money55 February 27, 2008

strange

Something that Mike is always after and frequently lies about obtaining. A euphimism whose true definition, Mike believes that only he knows.

"Hey John, we should go out and get some strange tonight."

"No, I was not out getting strange tonight, Charity; look i've got the bogus pictures to prove it."

"Ha ha...that's something I'll always hold over your head...you'll never really, truely know exactly what strange means!"

by Funny_Girl August 3, 2009

stragedy

A strategy that is actually a tragedy. It's just doomed to failure from the get go and well, is pretty stupid too...

Bob spent 20 minutes at the team meeting talking about his "tail end" marketing stragedy again. Like that one's going to bring us any customers! Sheesh!

by Dainis W. Michel May 21, 2010

strange attraction

A strange attraction is one who you would consider liking (like that) but is not common for someone to say I have a crush on that person and you think they are attractive in some ways strange because nobody thinks of them as being someone who you would have a crush on

I don't know what it Is bro but like... ugh...I don't even know how to explain it she's just one of my strange attractions.

by IG: Bbjcool1 April 14, 2015