Slippery Banjo

Male lays back flat on the bed. Female lays back flat on on top of the male but slightly off center🪕.Male wraps left hand around the/her neck. Males right hand plays the/her "strings" until there is sweet music coming from the instrument🎶

Last night I played my girl like slippery banjo.

by Gingerish December 18, 2025

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

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A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Slipper Slapped

When a parent, mainly an Asian one, throws a slipper at someone, specifically their own children, because of something they did.

She sneaked out late last night and took some chips from the kitchen. Her mum woke up and slipper slapped her when she was running back to her room

by Simply Jeongyeon December 22, 2018

faggot slippers

a pair of gay looking shoes that either straight or queer men wear.

Dave: (wearing a pair of rainbow Chuck Taylors)
Chuck: Dang, Dave them some gay looking shoes
Luke: Yeh they are some faggot slippers

by bobjones102030 March 22, 2010

Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.

I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019