pump my own dick

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.

I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.

by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017

Answered my own question

I answered my own question, didn't I? I actually had several pretty good answers. The dragon age/fight club thing? That one was pretty good.

Hym "Hahahahaha! That's actually the story behind one of my catchphrases! You know what it is? You've probably already heard it but I'll repeat it for you: DON'T TRY AND FAIL! There. Now you know. I answered my own question. But you didn't answer mine... Did you see the maze? You said you were in hell... After you almost died. It sounds like you saw it. You saw it didn't you? What did you do? To stave off the creature? Ooh! I'm so curious! Was it me or was it the creature? I know it's a fan of mine so maybe it liked the idea and used it itself but, boy, am I curious. I have to try not to get a big head. Don't want to make your mistakes and get too big for my britches."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

Brass my own ass

The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.

Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.

by Urban OP August 16, 2018

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14

Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to BiggBoss 14. He has played the game with his heart. RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

by Hvash February 12, 2021

kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!

"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."

by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014

scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017