monoanst

The feeling of your partner moving against you as they sleep

He reveled in the moment as he felt her monoanst while she slept.

by TheFireBert October 27, 2017

Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.

"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"

by Bstephen December 8, 2017

Mcnopoly

When McDonald’s does monopoly

Oh mate have you heard McDonald’s is doing mcnopoly again son

by mcdon May 15, 2018

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Mono

Best playlist/album of the year 2018, Perfect for emo hours, from President kim namjoon.

Damn man, mono is amazing but moonchild got me sobbing.

by Jimjanyoung October 22, 2018

Monoandrous

mateless monogamy loner unable to move on

She is monoandrous, after he died she goes solo.

by MA whiz January 13, 2019