A beast standing at 6’5 245 pounds that will absolutely clap your girls cheeks and make a video titled “boys, I’ve got something to tell you” all while skipping leg day.
Wow Mathew Meagher is so sexy I would let him bang my sister, I can’t get over his sexy and beautiful physique.
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" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010
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Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.
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She smells of ham
she loves facebook and crisps and fruit flavoured sweets
she is sometimes funny, but not as funny as the office bully
she loves clunge
She smells of ham
she loves facebook and crisps and fruit flavoured sweets
she is sometimes funny, but not as funny as the office bully
she loves clunge
by moomoo2512 October 15, 2010
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and having another yell back "goo-goo g'joob"
This method has helped young people hook up since 1967.
Truly the most romantic way of finding a date for the dance!
and having another yell back "goo-goo g'joob"
This method has helped young people hook up since 1967.
Truly the most romantic way of finding a date for the dance!
-Hey how did you meet that babe with the Rockin body?
I used the "Beetles Mating Call" on the subway yesterday and it was love at first sight.
- Wow I'm gonna try the "Beatles Mating Call" next time I want to get it in.
I used the "Beetles Mating Call" on the subway yesterday and it was love at first sight.
- Wow I'm gonna try the "Beatles Mating Call" next time I want to get it in.
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