FARTINESE

To speak in tongue. To use words only you or few comprehend. Or to speak like Ozzy Osbourne.

1. I'm not speaking in FARTINESE.
2. Those kids nowadays really know their FARTINESE.
3. You talking FARTINESE?
4. Ok, I'm gonna use FARTINESE, so you will understand what I'm saying!

by Onecrzyhairball September 3, 2016

Flarting

The act of using flatulence to flirt.

Tom ripped a big fart under the sheets, then looked shyly over towards Amber. Amber looked deep into his eyes and then let a tiny squeak seep out in the form of a fart. Now Tom realized she was flarting with him.

by Penguin Pig May 2, 2017

farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? Coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you...I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic. That's the moral of the fable.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2017

fartzinger

when you put your index finger up your ass then fart and proceed to smell it or make others smell it

harry is such a dick he fartzingered me yesterday

by lk lawddddd June 11, 2017

Fartigo

A fart so powerful it causes feelings of spinning or swaying, vomiting and difficulty walking.

“My husband’s fart was so vile, it caused a lady on the train to be hospitalized by the sudden onset of fartigo”

by Sarah Junko November 23, 2017

fating

fating means “fake dating.” its typically used when a girl dates a boy (or vice versa) to make her ex jealous, but it is also used when a homosexual dates someone of the opposite sex to keep in the closet.

“hey are you and brad dating” “no, we’re only fating to make his ex jealous”

by Spirits May 30, 2018

Frating

Being friends, but doing all the fun stuff you do on dates with a friend in a totally non-romantic way.

This fulfills many of your dating desires without any romantic strings attached.

Liz and I are frating, we are best friends so we go on friend dates together!

We went to chipotle for our frate.

by Frategoals October 16, 2018