diffs

difficulties
txt slang
email slang

i will have a lot of difficulties making that party next saturday

by pablo stevenano June 13, 2005

Dirf

When one attempts to 'drift'. The subject has such lack of skill causing them to 'dirf' their automobile into a curb.

br0 i d1d a mAD DIRF int0 THe KuRB G!

by ...alex January 13, 2009

diff

dimm, spasticated person

what a fuck are you doing you diff?

by ilya December 31, 2003

DIAFF

Damn I am fucking funny

Three mountain guides are sitting around a campfire deciding to hold up below treeline, out on the lonesome, each with the bravado for which guides are famous.

A night of tall tales begins... The first guide says, "I must be the meanest, toughest guide there is. Why, just the other day, an ornery bull elk got loose in Banff and gored six tourists before I wrestled him to the ground by the horns with my bare hands."

The second guide, not to be outdone, boasted: "Why that's nothin'. I was climbing in Skaha walking the trail yesterday and a 15 foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that varmint with my bare hands, bit it's head off, and sucked the poison right out of my arm. And I'm still here today."

The third guide , Gary, remained silent,...

slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

DIAFF!

by zippy the pinhead September 16, 2014

Everyone is Different

is a phrase used to say everyone is unique

Dont stone her because everyone is diffrent

by Dionne September 20, 2003

Technical Difficulties

A really epic band from santa barbara, ca.

thats technical difficulties!

by aseksysasquatch June 15, 2011

Dirf

A failed Drift. when you try to show off, and you mess up your car, only ending up looking like a Douche

HA HA, DUDE THAT WAS AN EPIC DIRF!

"browndog1978
8 months ago 30

wish I could dirf like that"

www(dot)youtube(dot)c o m/watch?v=-lPH9lzDyyY&feature=related

by Arturo Reventon November 1, 2010