defensive

The most sure way to make absolutely everyone hate you. It's the absolute most DESPICABLE fucking thing a human being can ever do. Bar fucking none.

I will say this once, and I will not say it again:

NEVER.
GET.
DEFENSIVE.

It'll be the absolute last fucking thing you'll ever do. Mark my fucking words.

A: *gets defensive*
A: *gets hated by everyone*
A: *Surprised Pikachu face*

by Someone32143214 August 24, 2022

Defender

The most important job for defenders is to win their one-on-one battles with the attackers.
Defenders are the most feared in a team with their ability to make game-altering tackles.
Defenders get stuck in and force the Forwards to do something special if they want to get past them.

This defender is like a wall.

by Jess5755 August 26, 2022

Defensitive

When you're so sensitive you offend yourself and get defensive with other people.

"Sorry, I don't know why I'm yelling. I'm defensitive. "

by IrishCream34 September 18, 2022

defendyawn

when one is sleep or late on defending them self or another

you ain't even help me. you can't be my security and be defendyawn.

by callmecer October 26, 2022

Defense commitments

a policy to use military force

NATO has defense commitments to one another.

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022

Defenestration

The act of throwing, tossing, or yeeting someone out the window. Not specific to a certain story window but must be through a window, not glass, not a mirror, not a glass door. Must be a window.

Verb. Defenestrated

Sarah was accused on the grounds of defenestration
Sarah defenestrated Jack from the third floor

by 987654321123456789000 December 7, 2022

defenestration

To throw someone out of a window.

You like defenestration.

by Jimmy McTimmy January 8, 2023