Cooperative

A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.

Dude, the River Bend Grocery Cooperative is closing down. Aww man, it just opened six months ago.

by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014

Coopers

Pronounced: Coo-pers. Another word used to define the genitalis.

I fell off my skateboard and landed on my Coopers. It hurt alot.

I will kick you in the Coopers.

by Stephen Fitzgerald October 3, 2006

Barry Cooper

Philosophy & outlook on life propagated by 'Barry Cooper' (1979-) Appauling English school child, who fought bullying with the thick skin of sycophancy. Essentially a defeatingly derivative opinion on anything even vaguely populist (that's any good). Exposure to 'Barry Cooper' results in an irrational and delusional hatred of the subject in question (that's any good).

'The Fast Show', 'Shooting Stars', 'Sony Playstation', 'South Park', 'spikey hair', 'Jennyfields', 'The Fast Show (again)', 'working in a jewellers', 'League of Gentelemen'

by Tits McGee July 1, 2006

Alice Cooper

he used to be cool, but then he sold out and did a Staples back-toschool commercial mocking his song and kids who like summer. What a sell-out

Girl-"YOu said school was out forever."

"Actually, I said "School's out for summer." Nice Try"

by Mike August 23, 2004

Alice Cooper

when an individual ,such as Alice Cooper, ejaculates into a jelly donut and force feeds it to a relative.

Oh my god that guy totally Alice Coopered your sister, it is more than visible ohhhh gross.

by nick September 1, 2008

Cooper Scouper

A girl with no sense of humor who is judgmental and ruins all fun

"ballsack, the cooper scouper is coming"

by eggseggseggs April 16, 2009

Cooper Ciccarelli

a brewmaster and total drunk, whom with help from his Little brother can down a 30 in 15 minutes with only a buzz since he is so brewtastic.

Synonym - god of brew, a brewmaster general of the brewtastic force of brewness, aka a total and complete drunken mess.

Nick - I bet I can down two 30s by the end of this party

Chris - dude, don't try anything stupid, you're definately not as good as Cooper Ciccarelli.

by Brewmaster2000 October 17, 2011