countrygold

An older man around ages 75-90 who pursues online relationships with younger women, generally prefers the ages 18-29. He'll rub his wrinkled old cock on skype and ask if they would like to lick his "Country Gold".

"Cmere Sarah and get you some "CountryGold" from Grandpa Gale."

by OGTroll June 6, 2013

cross country

A sport in which extremly fit people with a hell of alot of metal strenght run until they faint. After a race, throwing up is common, leading to the saying, "If you don't throw up, you didn't try hard enough." Cross country runners are often mocked for having enough balls to wear short shorts, but cross country runners usually don't mind because they go to practice everyday and talk it up with girls.

runner one "Man, I just threw up after my cross country race!"

runner two "Good job man!"

by xcrossing runner January 4, 2008

cross country

The best and most difficult sport ever. It involves running thru grass, mud, and dirt for miles. You have to be really athletic to be good at it.

When I got my varsity letter in cross country freshman year, my freinds told me it didn't count because I didn't letter in a "real" sport. WHATEVER.

by zyx September 2, 2008

cross country

A sport requiring hard work and endurance as well as alot of time. It is the most exciting sport possibly of them all because of the terrain you take on which varies from track to track. It rapes Hockey,Baseball,Bowling,And parts of Football to a tee and makes you a better person after you run it.

Dude: Man i went and ran cross country and it made me feel great, right after i almost fell on my knees because my legs hurt so much.
Me:Ha, Dude look at my State rings, one for Cross Country, Basketball, Indoor State Track...

by HCO February 20, 2008

old country

one's native country which one has abandoned for the sake of becoming some other country’s citizen.

The non-resident Indians have love for their old country.

by uttam maharjan July 9, 2012

Cross Country

A sport that most other sports look down on. Of course, they don't have the balls to try it out for themselves, and if they do, they go home crying after the first week. (see Ultimate Football)

Damn, but those cross country kids just ran 15 miles... But they're gay...

by AEBCVXC May 13, 2011

Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008