arctic circle candy

Grows only in the Arctic Circle and is cultivated by verbose and highly skilled penguins.

We must protect my arctic circle candy from those filthy Italians!

by Steve Airport February 12, 2004

international circle-jerk

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.

"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."

by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009

square the circle

Describing a hopeless, meaningless, or vain undertaking.

Squaring the circle is a problem proposed by ancient geometers. It is the challenge of constructing a square with the same area as a given circle by using only a finite number of steps with compass and straightedge. More abstractly and more precisely, it may be taken to ask whether specified axioms of Euclidean geometry concerning the existence of lines and circles entail the existence of such a square.

In 1882, the task was proven to be impossible.

In Spanish, the expression "descubriste la cuadratura del círculo" or square the circle is a problem proposed by ancient geometers. It is the challenge of constructing a square with the same area as a given circle by using only a finite number of steps with compass and straightedge. More abstractly and more precisely, it may be taken to ask whether specified axioms of Euclidean geometry concerning the existence of lines and circles entail the existence of such a square.

In 1882, the task was proven to be impossible," ("you discovered the quadrature of the circle") is often used derisively to dismiss claims that someone has found a simple solution to a particularly hard or intractable problem.

by bbennet111 August 15, 2010

hippie circle

when a group of hippies or friends make a circle and pass weed around hit by hit, usually around a campfire

me and my friend had the dopest hippie circle goin

by tohightolie July 31, 2006

drum circle

This is where hippies and stoners go to mingle and play drums together.

How in the hell did I end up at this drum circle? That chick doesnt even shave her arm pits!

by Travis March 14, 2005

straight as a circle

A phrase that basically means gay. Or, if your definiton of gay means geeky or stupid- well then, there you go.

Chick 1: Eh-ma-gawd! Did you just see that fiine thang walk by just now?
Chick 2: Guuurl, I heard he was as straight as a circle.

Dude: Did you catch Pokemon last night?
Guy: Dude, that show is, like, as straight as a circle...
Dude: *gasp* Guy! How could you?!

by .:toXxisunshine:. March 5, 2008

Survivor Circle

A game where a group of three or more males stand in a circle formation, facing outward. The players then grab the penis of the player to the right of them with one hand. All players then start moving their hand in a front-to-back motion. The players who ejaculate are disqualified from the game and must leave the circle formation. Once only two players are left in the circle, the formation changes so that the two finalists are face to face. The last man to ejaculate wins!

Dude, that was a crazy game of survivor circle. My hand is so sore!

I know how to settle this bet. SURVIVOR CIRCLE NOW!

America is totally gunna win survivor circle this year in the Olympics.

by IthinkShakIsHawt September 11, 2009