fingerlapping

When you shake someone's hand and their fingers overlap inside of your grip like a handful of limp noodles.

I knew that guy was a dullard when I shook his hand and experienced some major fingerlapping.

fingerlapping by thomasrthelen March 7, 2011

Finger Walking 

When a gay guy makes walking motions with his finger on another (generally not gay) man.

Jake: Don't finger walk on me, Brett. I can't stand when people are Finger Walking on me.

Finger Walking by IShouldWarnYou April 11, 2011

finger trapping 

Same operations as docking, only one penis is uncircumcised, allowing the other penis to get caught in its foreskin.

My girlfriend didn't think it was funny when she caught my jewish cousin and I finger trapping.

finger trapping by LestertheMolesterCocknStuff May 2, 2011

fingerbomb 

When your finger is in an otherwise normal photo because you have your finger partially over the lens on a digital camera like an iPhone or some other smartphone with a camera built in.

I saw that photo of you and your husband on the Disney ride on Fartbook but the fingerbomb from your finger over the lens made me squirt milk out of my nose. Nice camera work!

fingerbomb by Darin Fireball September 27, 2011

fingeritus 

The condition of having a sore, useless finger.

One can "contract" fingeritus after going through a few cans of spray paint, or playing something on guitar more than usual.

fingeritus by eleventhtoe October 31, 2011

Finger Swiper 

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real finger swiper.

Finger Swiper by JWH88 December 31, 2011

Finger horn 

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

Finger horn by Spenny for real May 13, 2012