Phonercourse

The act of fiddling with your cell phone and checking social media while in public, usually to the detriment of traditional social situations.

Honey would you quit having phonercourse and just be with us? We only visit your grandma once a year for pete's sake!

by thomasrthelen July 03, 2014

fingerlapping

When you shake someone's hand and their fingers overlap inside of your grip like a handful of limp noodles.

I knew that guy was a dullard when I shook his hand and experienced some major fingerlapping.

by thomasrthelen March 07, 2011