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The Firestarter

When a male lays down on his back with his mouth open, and a woman makes a stream of piss and period blood from his mouth to a safe location 20 ft away. Next, the entire area is covered in crude oil by a helicopter and a fire is lit until it reaches the man's mouth an he explodes. He also shoves an entire zucchini down his urethera.
Yo bro, before I die I need The Firestarter!
by gioisdying February 25, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Fiesta (The Bear)

A furry rainbow bear with it's significant purple ears. These Fiesta bears are known for their interest in all things cookies. Fiesta bears are also notorious for their habits of stealing another person's cookies.
Breenie: "HEY! Fiesta (The Bear) stole my sugar cookies!"
by Mini Bear November 29, 2011
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Firsty the Snowman

Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.
by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015
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The Tostidos Fiesta Bowl

When having sex with a girl on her period, get her to cum on herself, and work it into a chunky red sauce. Then, when shes not looking, grab a tostidos chip, scopp up some of the sauce, and put it in her mouth
Man, last night i gave breana the tostidos fiesta bowl!!
by jesse gibson January 14, 2008
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The Ford Festiva Fiesta!

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.
“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020
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thefirstelf

thefirstelf is gay
by mingsia July 11, 2009
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