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rectum splasher

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver
wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants
by ass wetter August 10, 2003
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Dick Splash

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination
When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself
by Bob March 26, 2005
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Splashed

"Ay bro im trynna get splashed tonight"
by Jujucoops November 3, 2009
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Splash

How much splash you got on you?

You got the splash?
by Matt Erickson July 9, 2007
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Splash damage

When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.
Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.
by KablamoBill September 21, 2012
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splashguard

Bug eyed glasses worn while getting a blow job
I was getting my dick sucked by my woman with her splashguards on, they kept my jiz out of her eyes when I blew my load all over her face.
by pnblwzd May 18, 2014
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Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...
Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!
by gravy111 December 2, 2010
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