Definitions by KablamoBill

Splash damage 

When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.

Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.

Splash damage by KablamoBill September 21, 2012